Please Apply Within

We're moving next month and though I am wildly excited about it, dread fills me every time I look at all our books. Moving a few thousand books is going to be back-breaking work, isn't it? I thought so. If you've done this sort of foolishness yourself and learned a few things along the way, this would be the time to give me your hard earned wisdom. It will be much appreciated. So please tell me where you learned to levitate books. Or how you figured out how to twitch your nose and make your library disappear from your shabby old digs and magically reappear in your wonderful new address. Or if you would like to apply for the position of Chief Book Mover please apply within.